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Arrogant Worms, The Miscellaneous Tv Weather Guy My father was a lawyer, mom's at university My brother and my sister, they both have their ph.d. My grampa was a pilot shooting nazis from t he sky But i am the most famous, i'm a tv weather guy He smiles at the camera and tells a little joke H e always says it's sunny if the telestrator's broke Thinks a meteorologist knows what falls from the sky But he's got a steady income as a tv weather guy They said that i'm not qualified to be on the tv Don't know celsius from fahrenheit so i just say degrees I just read the temperatures and make up a bunch of lies And end up being right more than the guy on channel five He smiles at the camera and tells a little joke He always says it's sunny if the telestrator's broke Thinks cloud are made from cotton that have blown up to the sky But he's got a steady income as a tv weather guy On saturdays i must be out of bed by five a.m. Put on a ton of make-up and then stare at the camera lens Greeting all the viewers with a "hi-hi-hip-hello!" 'cause it's the day i have to host a kiddie cartoon show He smiles at the camera then to his puppet sock He raves about the crayon drawings of the family dog Did a promo at the shopping mall and made the children cry He's a lousy clown but a good tv weather guy They said that i'm not cute enough to be an anchorman Not tough enough for sports and for the arts i was too bland But i know that some day i will reach my tv goal When i guest star on baywatch or 90210 'til then i'll smile at the camera and tell a little joke He always says it's sunny if the telestrator's broke He wonders why big storms are always named for other guys But he's got a steady income as a tv weather guy He's got a steady income as a tv weather guy! |
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