Rodney Carrington Miscellaneous She's More Of A Man Than I'll Ever Be (2000) She likes to go hunting with her buddies She once killed a deer with just a stick She likes those smoky bars and rot gut whiskey And pull my fingers still her favorite trick She likes Hormel Chili on her ice cream With a jalapeno pepper on the side She once fried bacon with her shirt off Chopped up an onion and didn’t even cry She’s more of a man than I’ll ever be She’s done things that most men can’t believe She chews tobacco and swallows the juice Her real names Shirley but they call her Moose She’s more of a man that I’ll ever be She likes her old job down at the factory Even though she lost an arm in ‘83 She spent a little time in Folsom Prison And Johnny Cash is tattooed on her knee She’s never rode a bull that’s ever thrown her Hell she rode one all the way across Tennessee She’s never met a man who’s ever owned her Although I think she’s got the hots for me She’s more of a man than I’ll ever be She’s done things that most men can’t believe She eats beef jerky by the ton And stares directly at the sun She’s more of a man that I’ll ever be It’s plan to see she put the he in she She’s more of a man than I’ll ever be |
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